Never judge a book by its cover. This girl showed up at the party looking pretty plain, but it goes to show you don’t have to dress like a slut if you like you fuck! Once she stripped off her hoodie and showed off her perfect perky titties it was on! This girl got crazy, got naked and fucked like a champ in front of the crowd!
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 16-01-2010
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An 81-year-old man at the retirement home finally worked up courage to ask an 80-year-old woman out on a date. They watched “The Sound of Music” on tape in the home’s rec room, and had a delightful dinner in the home’s cafeteria. After dinner, he asked if they could sip some Metamucil in her room and, after a while, they slipped into her bed for a romp.
After their lovemaking, he laid back in the bed and thought, “If only I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle.”
She laid back and thought, “If only I had thought he was up to it, I would have taken off my pantyhose.”
Last month Brazzers Network came up with another staggering reality site where kinky MILF babes are getting punished with a large cock up their greedy pussy. What a punishment for a sex- striven experienced woman. The result is here in Pornstar Punishment
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 05-12-2009
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A Love Story
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!)
Posted by info | Posted in babes, reviews, video | Posted on 03-12-2009
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Here is a preview trailer of one a bit confusing maybe voyeur video shot at a beauty parlor. The synopsis: Patricia from Hegre Art is at a beauty parlor where usually are no men allowed, except for the Peter Hegre , and is having her nice pussy completely hairless.
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 30-11-2009
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Here is the bad humor joke for today.
A guy named Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife That the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?’
Until he’s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could…’
At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning… You don’t
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 25-11-2009
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Lessons From A Dog’s Life
If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water, and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around, and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
When you are having a bad day, lick your balls
Posted by info | Posted in fuckshots, video | Posted on 23-11-2009
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This is a nice amateur video of a brunette chick in schoolgirl outfit giving a guy a wet blow job, with her big juicy lips and then having the fuck of her life.
I know it is not a home made video but still this amazing studio model is a cute young girl and she is giving amazing blowjob. It is still hot amateur blowjob video. On this video shows a hot amateur chick that strips for her boyfriend out of her sexy schoolgirl outfit and gives a blow job of her life.
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, and is having her nice pussy completely hairless.
