Last month Brazzers Network came up with another staggering reality site where kinky MILF babes are getting punished with a large cock up their greedy pussy. What a punishment for a sex- striven experienced woman. The result is here in Pornstar Punishment
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 05-12-2009
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A Love Story
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!)
Posted by info | Posted in babes, reviews, video | Posted on 03-12-2009
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Here is a preview trailer of one a bit confusing maybe voyeur video shot at a beauty parlor. The synopsis: Patricia from Hegre Art is at a beauty parlor where usually are no men allowed, except for the Peter Hegre , and is having her nice pussy completely hairless.
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 30-11-2009
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Here is the bad humor joke for today.
A guy named Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife That the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?’
Until he’s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could…’
At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning… You don’t
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 25-11-2009
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Lessons From A Dog’s Life
If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water, and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around, and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
When you are having a bad day, lick your balls
Posted by info | Posted in fuckshots, video | Posted on 23-11-2009
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This is a nice amateur video of a brunette chick in schoolgirl outfit giving a guy a wet blow job, with her big juicy lips and then having the fuck of her life.
I know it is not a home made video but still this amazing studio model is a cute young girl and she is giving amazing blowjob. It is still hot amateur blowjob video. On this video shows a hot amateur chick that strips for her boyfriend out of her sexy schoolgirl outfit and gives a blow job of her life.
When I watched this Blow Job Video today and it made me so horny that I like to have one. More bowjob at the world premier fellatio website Only Blowjob
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 22-11-2009
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”
And the husband replied “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.”
“Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, ” but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”
And the husband began — “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.”
The husband took a quick breath and continued – “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”