Posted by info | Posted in babes, masturbation | Posted on 04-05-2010
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Capri is a cute girl with a tight pussy about to be penetrated by a dildo! First she has a glass dildo into her tight hole by her girlfriend as they relax and have fun in the tub.
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 21-04-2010
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“Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 13-04-2010
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A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.”
“That’s right,” said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” she said, “You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer.”
“Correct,” replied the randy doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked the woman.
“Yes,” she said, “You’re getting syphilis — which is why I came here in the first place!!”
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 01-04-2010
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A Little Explaining To Do
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She gets completely upset.
“You impotent bastard,” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, “I’ll explain the dildo … if you can explain our three kids.”
Posted by info | Posted in video | Posted on 12-03-2010
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Here is a video I found on youtube with a rather athletic sexy woman performing amazing pole dance routines. The video is not about porn but it is hot and pleasant to watch…
Posted by info | Posted in babes, celebs | Posted on 07-03-2010
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Brit babe Louise Porter became famous the UK reality TV series Ladette to Lady in October 2006. After leaving the series, she appeared in mens magazine Zoo. She returned to the 3rd series of Ladette to Lady in January 2008 and since then she has appeared many other national mens mags as well as posing for a topless photo shoot with OnlyTease. Louise Porter is definitely good looking brit gal with stunning 34 E boobs.
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 22-02-2010
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.
“What’s that?” I asked.
“It a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said, “No.”
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: “Mum, you still awake?”
Julia plays in the shower. FTV Girls went out seas this time to bring you this sweet Swedish girl Julia who will give you a taste of a real blonde babe.