Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 21-04-2010
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“Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 13-04-2010
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A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.”
“That’s right,” said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” she said, “You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer.”
“Correct,” replied the randy doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked the woman.
“Yes,” she said, “You’re getting syphilis — which is why I came here in the first place!!”
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 01-04-2010
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A Little Explaining To Do
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She gets completely upset.
“You impotent bastard,” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, “I’ll explain the dildo … if you can explain our three kids.”