Here is the bad humor joke for today.

A guy named Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife That the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?’

Until he’s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we could…’

At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning… You don’t