The name of today’s bad but hilarious humor is ‘Stranded’ It is about a bunch of people from both genders men and women stranded on desert island

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule as to when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both “bloody wankers”.

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and set up a distillery. After the first few liters of coconut whiskey they do not remember if sex is in the picture, but they are satisfied that at least the English are not getting any.

There are these three men in a desert dying of thirst. Off in the horizon they see a home and finally manage to strive to it. The first man goes up to the front door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old lady.

“C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?” he asks.

She replied, “Sure… if you have sex with me.”

The guy pukes all over the old woman and runs back to his friends.

“You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really disgusting old lady!” he tells them. “She said we could have water if I had sex with her.”

“Why didn’t you agree then?” asks he second guy.

“Because she was so hideous, I was sick and couldn’t do it!”

“Oh, you are such a wuss. I’ll go up to the door,” the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

“W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa……” He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

“Water? Yes, I have water,” she says meaningfully. “But you have to have sex with me.”

“AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!”

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

“What do you want for some water?”

“You have to have sex with me.”

Knowing that if he doesn’t do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the woman into her kitchen.

“Do me here,” she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and has an idea.

“Lay back and close your eyes. Keep them closed!”

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

“Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars.”

“Then lay back and close your eyes again.”

He does her with the second ear of corn until she is completely satisfied. Then he tosses it out the window. This time she doesn’t even open her tired eyes.

“If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert quickly.”

“Eyes closed then,” he says.

Then he does her with the third piece of corn. He manages to bring her to multiple orgasms.

“Ohhhhhhhhh…….. The water, money and Jeep are outside,” she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

The third guy runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He thinks where his friends are and drives around to find them. He discovers them by the window.

One of the friends says to him, “Hey, dude. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!”