Little John was sitting resolve some maths problems when the teacher asked him a question:
- If there would be 5 birds on the branch of a tree and i shoot one, how many birds would remain?
- Noone - said John - cuz one would die n fall and the other ones would fly away due to the shoot.
- Well, i was hoping you to say 4, but i like the way you think.
So, little John standed up and said.
- Excuse me, but i want to make you a question too: If there would be 3 women sitting and eating an ice cream, one of them would be licking it, the 2nd one would be bitting it, and the other would be sucking it….which of them would be married?
So the teacher blushed and ansered:
- Actually im not sure, but…. i guess the one that is sucking it.
- Wrong - said little John - the one that would be married should be the one that have a wedding ring in her finger…… but i like the way you think.