February 2008
Monthly Archive
Thu 28 Feb 2008
It is Friday again; a time to relax and watch some sex movie like this one I have prepared. This movie is courtsey Pornstarslikeitbig.com which is a part of the Brazzers network. In BrazzersNetwork.com with 1 pass you can access over 1400 scenes ( Adding 3+ new scenes per day), 18 more sex sites. In addition to this, as a brazzers member you also get access to over 4000 DVD’s update daily and over 35 extra bonus sites.
In this video Brooke Belle is sick of dealing with small cocks at work. This situation is stressing her up so she decides to get a massage. All that she wants is to relax and have a big cock to fuck her pussy hard!! So Criss, the massage therapist, offers her the Super Stroker Treatment. He uses his huge cock to massage her whole body and then gives her the pounding of her life!! Brooke fucked that big cock like there was no tomorrow and begged for Criss’ load in the end.
Mon 25 Feb 2008
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Little John was sitting resolve some maths problems when the teacher asked him a question:
- If there would be 5 birds on the branch of a tree and i shoot one, how many birds would remain?
- Noone - said John - cuz one would die n fall and the other ones would fly away due to the shoot.
- Well, i was hoping you to say 4, but i like the way you think.
So, little John standed up and said.
- Excuse me, but i want to make you a question too: If there would be 3 women sitting and eating an ice cream, one of them would be licking it, the 2nd one would be bitting it, and the other would be sucking it….which of them would be married?
So the teacher blushed and ansered:
- Actually im not sure, but…. i guess the one that is sucking it.
- Wrong - said little John - the one that would be married should be the one that have a wedding ring in her finger…… but i like the way you think.
Mon 11 Feb 2008
Today I will present you with one of the newest websites started by the French pornographers John B. Root. It’s name is Explicite-Beauty and features only glamour and softcore photos and videos with the most beautiful girls.
Another new website by the same photographer has launched today and it’s Explicite Hardcore together with Explicite Debutantes aka Explicite-Debutantes.com (a bit French name) with only the true beginners, first-timers and first experiences in photos and videos, and Explicite Extreme aka Explicite-Extreme.com with only the hardest anal, dp, fisting or pee shots.
All the sites are moderately priced at $29.95 and updated once a week.
Wed 6 Feb 2008
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem ?’
Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal : ‘What is 3 x 3 ?’
Harry : ‘9.’
Principal : ‘What is 6 x 6 ?’
Harry : ‘36.’
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.’
Ms. Brooks says to the principal,’ Let me ask him some questions.’
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’
Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’
Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question?
Harry replied : ‘Pockets.’
Ms. Brooks : ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’
Harry : ‘Pants.’
Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?’
Harry : ‘ Coconut.’
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks : ‘ What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?’
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’
Ms. Brooks : ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?’
Harry : ‘Shake hands.’
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks : ‘What word starts with an ‘F ‘ and ends in ‘ K ‘ that means a lot of heat and excitement ?’
Harry : ‘Firetruck.’
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong’.
Do you know some other version of this joke? Please write a comment here.
PS. Don’t bother spamming me. I have Askimet installed 
Tue 5 Feb 2008
The three fastest ways of communication in the world:
- Tele-phone
- Tele-vision
- Tell-a - woman
You still want faster?
- Tell her not to tell anyone!
