December 2007
Monthly Archive
Wed 26 Dec 2007
“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn’t have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
“I’m so sorry, “Said the doctor, “I really am….. I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Fred replied
Wed 19 Dec 2007
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Mon 17 Dec 2007
I would like to offer a photo gallery courtesy Most Erotic Teens aka MET Art. I chose the name of the series ‘Natural Nudes’ for the obvious reason: the chick is all natural and cheerful. I see this model Ksucha, photographed by Goncharov, for the very first time and have the feeling she will be the next sensation of MET Art. This babe is gorgeous with amazing pair of breasts, natural and innocent. She reminds me of Hegre’s second wife Luba at the start of her modeling career.
Sat 15 Dec 2007
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
“Well, now,” says the old lady, “I guess I would like to be really, really rich.” ***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, “Gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.” ***POOF*** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
“Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wanders across the porch in front of them. “Ooh…can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks. ***POOF*** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: “Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered!”
Wed 12 Dec 2007
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This time I will write about hot, slender chick that became very popular in 2003- no 5 of all Internet searches for more than a month- Melissa Midwest Harrington. Melissa who lives in Lincoln, Nebraska was ticketed for public nudity after her naked in a local bar pictures were published on her own personal internet site.
Two months ago Melissa created quite a stir in the adult biz for being too tough and using too large a dildo on the fellow internet model Brooke Sky.
Melissa just launched a ton of more video! She now has tons of awesome videos to download. She does live cam shows twice a week on Monday and Thursday! |
Sat 8 Dec 2007
Imagine yourself as a fly on the wall watching the hottest girl you’ve ever seen masturbate and get herself off with no insecurities. That’s exactly what you get to do here. These girls go wild by themselves and you’ll have a front row see to all the steamy action! So close you can feel it. They are all alone so cum inside!
The freshest faces in their most unguarded moments! Imagine yourself as a fly on the wall watching the hottest girl you’ve ever seen masturbate and get herself off with no insecurities. That’s exactly what you get to do here. These girls go wild by themselves and you’ll have a front row see to all the steamy action!
Sat 1 Dec 2007
Today I have for my visitors a picture gallery courtsey Domai.com, one of my favorite nude pictures websites.
Well, I will justify my choice. Domai features nude women as nature intended them. The girls here are natural, innocent, charming, and beautiful. The pictures are tasteful, pure tribute to the beauty of the women, simplicity, joy and happiness, innocence and fun. Enjoy the gallery and check out the site for more sample photos.
