Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 22-01-2010
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Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Mary, to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked “How much for the teapot?” “That’s silver and it costs $100!” replied Carl. “My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!” Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled, “Mary, how about some screws for that hinge?” “No way!!!” replied Mary. “But how about one and the teapot’s mine?”
Never judge a book by its cover. This girl showed up at the party looking pretty plain, but it goes to show you don’t have to dress like a slut if you like you fuck! Once she stripped off her hoodie and showed off her perfect perky titties it was on! This girl got crazy, got naked and fucked like a champ in front of the crowd!
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 16-01-2010
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An 81-year-old man at the retirement home finally worked up courage to ask an 80-year-old woman out on a date. They watched “The Sound of Music” on tape in the home’s rec room, and had a delightful dinner in the home’s cafeteria. After dinner, he asked if they could sip some Metamucil in her room and, after a while, they slipped into her bed for a romp.
After their lovemaking, he laid back in the bed and thought, “If only I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle.”
She laid back and thought, “If only I had thought he was up to it, I would have taken off my pantyhose.”
Last month Brazzers Network came up with another staggering reality site where kinky MILF babes are getting punished with a large cock up their greedy pussy. What a punishment for a sex- striven experienced woman. The result is here in Pornstar Punishment
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 05-12-2009
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A Love Story
I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!)
Posted by info | Posted in babes, reviews, video | Posted on 03-12-2009
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Here is a preview trailer of one a bit confusing maybe voyeur video shot at a beauty parlor. The synopsis: Patricia from Hegre Art is at a beauty parlor where usually are no men allowed, except for the Peter Hegre , and is having her nice pussy completely hairless.
Posted by info | Posted in adult_humour | Posted on 30-11-2009
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Here is the bad humor joke for today.
A guy named Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife That the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one more time?’
Until he’s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could…’
At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning… You don’t
, and is having her nice pussy completely hairless.
